Free California Surf T-Shirt | Bureaucracy Escape Vehicle Beach Tee science paradox clothing this tee is a must-have

this tee is a must-have for science enthusiasts

Dynamic color composition

Because sometimes you need to greet someone with exactly one cycle per oscillation of enthusiasm

Note: No cats were harmed in the making of this shirt

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Free California Surf T-Shirt | Bureaucracy Escape Vehicle Beach Tee science paradox clothing this tee is a must-haveAh yes, the perfect shirt for when your surfboard has more permits than your local food truck! This design features a radical beach ready 4x4 that's clearly filled out all its paperwork in triplicate before hitting the waves. The red palm trees add that perfect touch of "paradise, pending regulatory approval." Note: This shirt is not valid in combination with other freedom apparel. Void where prohibited, which is probably everywhere that needs this