NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M and the kind of thousand-yard

and the kind of thousand-yard stare that comes from surviving life's curveballs

making it the perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates humor that works on multiple levels

This humor shirt for adults is printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton that gets softer with every wash

The best part is the three-second delay — the wholesome setup

or any gathering where your particular tastes might find kindred spirits

NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M and the kind of thousand-yardAbout This Design A classical greek bust marble, bearded, distressed white halftone, the kind of thing that belongs in a museum stares back at you with a single eye centered in its forehead. It's a cyclops. It's a greek statue. And underneath it, in the most cursed possible use of greek mythology, the words: 'nut in my eye and call me cyclops.' Homer did not write this chapter. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is immediate classical