PhD in Sending It T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Where gravity is more of a suggestion than a law) Color:Red Temporal warranty void if worn

Temporal warranty void if worn during grandfather paradox creation

Riders whose lab coat is made of kevlar

but you already know which size you need without measuring

Durable print (dinosaur approved)

Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the universe)

PhD in Sending It T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Where gravity is more of a suggestion than a law) Color:Red Temporal warranty void if wornFinally, a shirt that combines the thrill of dirt bikes with the questionable decision making skills of someone who thinks "calculated risk" means doing the math mid air! Featuring our signature rider demonstrating what happens when you cross Newton's laws with Monster Energy, this design proves that sometimes the best hypothesis is "hold my helmet and watch this." Quick Stats: Premium cotton (softer than your landing) Durable print (tested by actual