It doesn't hit everything, but it does disproportionately hit your enemies, and lock down attackers, mana dorks, and most creature-based combos for a full turn cycle after you play it
Kaito, Cunning Infiltrator Showcase (Fracture Foil) The only Planeswalker to crack the list, Kaito sneaks in owing to the fact that hes the only one with a Showcase card
More fog effects will get around your lack of effective creatures if your local meta demands it
It can pop up as an oversized card or in a digital format, but other than that, the 1993 version of the card from Arabian Nights is the only way you can get this card on paper, making it an incredibly valuable uncommon card
These make crack-backs much harder and buy time for your board to keep attacking
I subbed it out for Myr Convert to maintain the ramp tools in the deck while also upping the Phyrexian count by one